Write Jokes about WindClan here![]
Tallstar: Onewhisker. Where the hell is Mudclaw?
Onewhisker: I don't fucking now!
Ashfoot: Shut the fuck up with all this cussing!
Crowkit: *sticks head out of nursery* Shut the fuck up bitches! I'm trying to sleep!
Mudclaw: *pads into cmap, listening to them fight*
Everyone: Look! It's Mudclaw and his @$$!
Mudclaw: Oh crap.
Onewhisker: Where the hell have you been?!
Tallstar: Shut the fuck up Onewhisker and let me handle this.
Onewhisker: Fine you @$$hole.
Tallstar: Where the hell have you been Mudclaw?!
Onewhisker: I just fucking said that!
Tallstar: You didn't say Mudclaw!
Mudclaw: Uh, guys, guys. Listen. GUYS! I WAS JUST FUCKING HUNTING!
Tigerstar: *comes down with a bomb and sets it on the ground* maybe this will teach you not to cuss so much! *flys away*
Everyone: CRAP! *bomb goes off*
- Curtain*
-Rainfacestar