Stormkit: Daddy, were's mommy?
Graystripe: Not now Stormkit.
Stormkit: But daddy.... Sniff
Garystripe:Shush.. Its ok
Stormkit: I think I understand now
Stormkit:You fell in love, you met in secret, then you had us, mommy deid, then you F***KING scrud over the F***KING world with F***KING unicorn magic!!!!
Crookedstar:Whats going on?
Crookedstar:STORMKIT!!! you promesed you would not tell!!! *runs away cring
Stormfur:Feathertail were you going?
Feathertail: Four trees *leaft
At the four trees the 4 others exspaned. Then it was Stormfur turn to tlak:
Stromfur: I'm here to find UNICORN MAGIC!!!!
Tawnypealt:WTF!!!!!*reaching back for her colt revover
At the sun droun place:
Tawnypelt:BAGER!!!! *SHOT MIDNIGHT 6 times* GOT IT!!
A few minits later
Midnight:Hello small ones
Tawnypelt: TALKING BAGER!!!!*click* MOTHER F***KER!!!
Tawnypelt:Shut up unacorn magic boy
Stormfur:Its f***king unicorn magic
Evreyone eles: *Sigh
At the tribe
Stormfur:Why did you fail me f***king unicorn magic?!?*sobe
When Stormfurs tears fell there was a flash of light
Feathertail: You were right, my brother, f***king unicorn is real. Thank you all.*dies
Stormfur: YES!!! I KNEW IT!!!