Write jokes about StarClan here! Edit
- At the Moonpool -
Spottedleaf: *hums the Jeopardy Question Round song*
Russetfur: *plays the Jeopardy Question Round song on trumpet*
Bluestar: Where the hell did you get a trumpet, Russetfur?!
Russetfur: On 'www.get a trumpet.com.' They sell a verity of trumpets!
Oakheart: Where the hell do we get people to be in StarClan?!
Mosskit: Shut the fuck up, daddy. Let Russetfur be her weird, normal fucker.
Bluestar: She learned some colorful vocabulary!
Snowfur: What the hell did you teach her, Bluestar?!
Bluestar: No fucking thing!
Russetfur: *starts playing trumpet again*
Everyone else: Will you shut the fuck up, Russetfur?! You sound like you're having diahrrea!
Russetfur: I'm so fucking sorry, but I love playing the trumpet! *plays louder*
Everyone: Holy crap! Russetfur, stop being Assfur!
Ashfur: It's Ashfur!
Bluestar: It's Assfur, dude.
Ashfur: Hate your ass, Bluestar. Your name should be Blueass.
Bluestar: Thank you for being your stupid ass self. See, Russetfur? You don't want to be one of these bitches. Now, please stop.
Russetfur: Never! *plays trumpet*
Tigerstar: *emerges from Dark Forest* *shoves dynomite in trumpet* *leaves*
Bluestar: Thank you, Tigerstar!
Russetfur: What the hell is this? *dynomite goes off*
-Rainfacestar (Also known for horrible spelling, grammar, and punctuation. - Someone Who Edited This.)