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Squirrelflight: Kits, what I told @$$fur is true. I'm not your mother.
Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, and Lionblaze: *GASP*
Hollyleaf: SO LEAFPOOP'S OUR MOM?!
Squirrelflight: *Nods*
Lionblaze: *Eyes roll back into head and faints*
Jayfeather: GROSS!
Squirrelflight: I know, right?
Hollyleaf: I'M SO ASHAMED! I'M GONNA GO FEED LEAFPOOP DEATHBERRIES NOW!
In Leafpoop's den
Leafpoop: Hi Hollyleaf, I--
Hollyleaf: EAT THE STUPID DEATHBERRIES, LEAFPOOP!
Leafpoop: Okay. I'll do it. *Eats deathberries*
Hollyleaf: *Laughs evilly*
Later at highrock
Firestar: I know you all will be please to hear that Leafpoop is dead.
All: YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Hollyleaf: I CAN'T BEAR IT! I'M HALF-CLAN! *runs to tunnels and throws herself under rocks but escapes* OH CRAP! NOW I'M TRAPPED. I guess I'll die here.
Jayfeather and Lionblaze: OH NO! Well, she was getting wacko anyways. Let's go find Dovepaw. She can hear things and see things miles and miles away! She has to be the third. Bye bye, sister.
- Curtain*
chinapro2000OMG! I'm a genius! Look what I invented! *KABOOM* 22:28, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
Squirrelflight to @$$fur: HEY @$$HOLE IM CHEATING ON YOU BY FRVR
@$$fur: NOOO im going to be emo now.
Music is my drug 07:44, August 5, 2014 (UTC)