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Squirrelflight

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Squirrelflight: Kits, what I told @$$fur is true. I'm not your mother.

Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, and Lionblaze: *GASP*

Hollyleaf: SO LEAFPOOP'S OUR MOM?!

Squirrelflight: *Nods*

Lionblaze: *Eyes roll back into head and faints*

Jayfeather: GROSS!

Squirrelflight: I know, right?

Hollyleaf: I'M SO ASHAMED! I'M GONNA GO FEED LEAFPOOP DEATHBERRIES NOW!

In Leafpoop's den

Leafpoop: Hi Hollyleaf, I--

Hollyleaf: EAT THE STUPID DEATHBERRIES, LEAFPOOP!

Leafpoop: Okay. I'll do it. *Eats deathberries*

Hollyleaf: *Laughs evilly*

Later at highrock

Firestar: I know you all will be please to hear that Leafpoop is dead.

All: YAAAAAAAAAAY!

Hollyleaf: I CAN'T BEAR IT! I'M HALF-CLAN! *runs to tunnels and throws herself under rocks but escapes* OH CRAP! NOW I'M TRAPPED. I guess I'll die here.

Jayfeather and Lionblaze: OH NO! Well, she was getting wacko anyways. Let's go find Dovepaw. She can hear things and see things miles and miles away! She has to be the third. Bye bye, sister.

  • Curtain*

chinapro2000OMG! I'm a genius! Look what I invented! *KABOOM* 22:28, August 6, 2011 (UTC)


Squirrelflight to @$$fur: HEY @$$HOLE IM CHEATING ON YOU BY FRVR

@$$fur: NOOO im going to be emo now.

Music is my drug 07:44, August 5, 2014 (UTC)

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