Write jokes about Squirrelflight here! Edit
Squirrelflight: Kits, what I told @$$fur is true. I'm not your mother.
Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, and Lionblaze: *GASP*
Hollyleaf: SO LEAFPOOP'S OUR MOM?!
Lionblaze: *Eyes roll back into head and faints*
Squirrelflight: I know, right?
Hollyleaf: I'M SO ASHAMED! I'M GONNA GO FEED LEAFPOOP DEATHBERRIES NOW!
In Leafpoop's den
Leafpoop: Hi Hollyleaf, I--
Hollyleaf: EAT THE STUPID DEATHBERRIES, LEAFPOOP!
Leafpoop: Okay. I'll do it. *Eats deathberries*
Hollyleaf: *Laughs evilly*
Later at highrock
Firestar: I know you all will be please to hear that Leafpoop is dead.
Hollyleaf: I CAN'T BEAR IT! I'M HALF-CLAN! *runs to tunnels and throws herself under rocks but escapes* OH CRAP! NOW I'M TRAPPED. I guess I'll die here.
Jayfeather and Lionblaze: OH NO! Well, she was getting wacko anyways. Let's go find Dovepaw. She can hear things and see things miles and miles away! She has to be the third. Bye bye, sister.
Squirrelflight to @$$fur: HEY @$$HOLE IM CHEATING ON YOU BY FRVR
@$$fur: NOOO im going to be emo now.