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Scourge

SCOURGE!

Write Jokes about Scourge here! Edit

Scourge: Goddamn it! Wait, where the hell am I?

Tigerstar: The Dark Forest.

Scourge: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOUR ASS, TIGERSTAR!

Tigerstar: You did, but these are our spirits.

Scourge: WELL GODDAMN IT! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS?!

Tigerstar: Didn't you read the Leaders' Manual?

Scourge: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

Tigerstar: It holds the rules for a leader, as well as things about the Dark Forest and StarClan.

Scourge: Well screw your ass, Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: Retarded furball.

Scourge: What the hell did you just say?!

Tigerstar: You heard me, bitch.

Scourge: Come over her and say that, you asshole!

Tigerstar: *walks over to Scourge* Retarded furball.

Scourge: *kicks Tigerstar in the junk* That's what I thought you said.

Tigerstar: *falls over in pain* *screaming like a little girl*

  • Curtain*

-Rainfacestar


Scourge: Heheheheeheee!!! *slashes Firestar *

Firestar *loses a life* Ughhh.... *gets up*

Scourge: WTF?! DIDN'T I JUST KILL YOU?!

Firestar: You did, but I lost a life.

Scourge: Oh, cool! I wanna try! Here, Kill me Firestar!!

Firestar: Alrighty!!! *kills Scourge*

Graystripe: You clever furball!

Firestar: I know, right?

  • Curtain*

-Cloudclaw1

The Death of Tigerstar...Edit

Tigerstar: Die, Firestar!

Firestar: *screams*

Scourge: Not today. *kills Tigerstar*

Firestar: Joy! Scourge, you saved me!

Scourge: I'll kill your fucking ass in three days, Firestar.

Firestar: ...

- Icewish




Scourge: Well, hiya.

Tigerstar: Kill Firestar.

Firestar: Kill Tigerstar.

Scourge: Who the frigg am I gonna kill?

Firestar: Tigerstar.

Tigerstar: Firestar.

Scourge: Stuff it. I'm going home to get a ciggy, see ya in, like, three days.

  • Curtain* Not my best......

Feather/Feathernose





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