Write Jokes about Scourge here! Edit
Scourge: Goddamn it! Wait, where the hell am I?
Tigerstar: The Dark Forest.
Scourge: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOUR ASS, TIGERSTAR!
Tigerstar: You did, but these are our spirits.
Scourge: WELL GODDAMN IT! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS?!
Tigerstar: Didn't you read the Leaders' Manual?
Scourge: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Tigerstar: It holds the rules for a leader, as well as things about the Dark Forest and StarClan.
Scourge: Well screw your ass, Tigerstar!
Tigerstar: Retarded furball.
Scourge: What the hell did you just say?!
Tigerstar: You heard me, bitch.
Scourge: Come over her and say that, you asshole!
Tigerstar: *walks over to Scourge* Retarded furball.
Scourge: *kicks Tigerstar in the junk* That's what I thought you said.
Tigerstar: *falls over in pain* *screaming like a little girl*
Scourge: Heheheheeheee!!! *slashes Firestar *
Firestar *loses a life* Ughhh.... *gets up*
Scourge: WTF?! DIDN'T I JUST KILL YOU?!
Firestar: You did, but I lost a life.
Scourge: Oh, cool! I wanna try! Here, Kill me Firestar!!
Firestar: Alrighty!!! *kills Scourge*
Graystripe: You clever furball!
Firestar: I know, right?
The Death of Tigerstar...Edit
Tigerstar: Die, Firestar!
Scourge: Not today. *kills Tigerstar*
Firestar: Joy! Scourge, you saved me!
Scourge: I'll kill your fucking ass in three days, Firestar.
Scourge: Well, hiya.
Tigerstar: Kill Firestar.
Firestar: Kill Tigerstar.
Scourge: Who the frigg am I gonna kill?
Scourge: Stuff it. I'm going home to get a ciggy, see ya in, like, three days.
- Curtain* Not my best......