Write Jokes about Redtail here!Edit
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?Edit
Redtail: *walks into warriors den* OOOH a Klondike bar! *takes bar and leaves*
Tigerclaw: *Walks into warriors den* Hmmm who took my Klondike bar! Was it you Lionheart!
Lionheart: no Tigerclaw No!
*Later at battle at Sunningrocks*
Redtail: I'm weakening! Oooh I know! *Pulls out Klondike bar and eeats for streangth
Tigerclaw: Help Redtail!
Redtail: No problem Tigerclaw. Let's beat Oakheart! *Runs to Tigerclaw*
Tigerclaw: Hey I smell my Klondike bar! Redtail! What's on your face?
Redtail: uh...its...uh..Dirt! I was eating dirt! Yummy yummy!
Tigerclaw: It smells like my Klondike bar!
Redtail: What *sniffs* no way!
Tigerclaw: YOU ATE MY KLONDIKE BAR!
Redtail: Yeah but...
Tigerclaw: I thought we were buddies! *harshly murders Redtail then Oakheart to make up a lie*
Ravenpaw: O_O Uh...Tigerclaw?
Tigerclaw: You didn't see anything! *pads away*
Ravenpaw: O_O Stupid, delicious twoleg candy
Tigerclaw: *whistles* Bluestar, oh Bluestar Oakheart murdered Redtail!
Bluestar: awww, my first deputy! How could my true love do that?
Everyone: What would you do-OO-oo for a Klondike Bar?
- ending fanfare goes here*
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Redtail: *walks up to tigerclaw* hey man how it-
Redtail: ow what the hell is wrong with you?
Tigerclaw: *kills Redtail*
Ravepaw: REDTAIL'S DEAD! NO! He's...liki sitting there...all...muderfied....*pokes Redtail* SEE? I'm poking him and he's not doing anything.....Just sitting..there....BLEEDING.. HE'S MURDERFIED!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! Hello? Somebody...help me......DON'T YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT HIM?! *goes into emo corner*
WHY REDTAIL WHYYYYYYY?!
Dustpaw: Hey Redtail, why is just your tail red, why not all of you. I mean, seriously, whats the deal with that? Like do you even have a soul considering you're part ginger. Maybe only your tail doesn't have a soul. So how did it get that way, was it just a genetice mutation or did you just dip your tail into hair dye? That's just... weird
Redtail: OH MY GOD! JUST MURDER ME NOW!
- later at sunningrocks*
Tigerclaw: *murders Redtail*
Redtail: Thank you... But you're still gonna get exiled
Tigerclaw: Shush! That's not for another 2 books