Write Jokes about Pinestar here! Edit
Pinestar: I'm going to make the stupidest choice in my life and go live with a bunch of dumb twolegs! *walks into random twoleg nest*
Twoleg: Aww... What a cute little kitty cat! I'll call you Caboodle!
Pinestar: What the Fuck?! Caboodle?! Assfur is a better name than that! I think I'll just die now... *dies*
Twoleg: Damn it! My fucking cat died!
Pinestar: Well, I'm off to live with twolegs!
Everybody: See ya! *happy*
Pinestar: *sarcastic* I'll be missed here.
Twoleg: Hey, a kitty cat!
Pinestar: hey-o, twoleg!
Twoleg: What are you doing here?
Pinestar: To live with you
Twoleg: Really? Goody goody!
Pinestar: Yep, not going to hurt you at all... *is hiding butcher knife behind back*
- - A month Later -
Twoleg: So, let's go inside. I'll name you... Mary!
Pinestar: *growls* And I'll name you Dinner! *kills twoleg with knife* *drags twoleg back to camp as fresh-kill*
Everyone: *silent* *reading books*
Pinestar: Haha! I'm back from my month away with twolegs, and have a moon's worth of fresh-kill!
Bluefur: *looks up from book* You were gone?