Write Jokes about Pinestar here! Edit
Pinestar: I'm going to make the stupidest choice in my life and go live with a bunch of dumb twolegs. *Walks into twoleg nest*
Twoleg: Aww, what a cute kitty cat! I'll call you Caboodle.
Pinestar: What the F**k! Cabooldle? @$$fur is a better name than that!!! I think I'll just die now...
Twoleg: Damn it! My f**king cat died!
Pinestar: Well, i'm off to live with twolegs
Everybody: see ya *without eye contact*
Pinestar: Ill be missed here *sarcasm*
Twoleg: hey, a kittycat!
Pinestar: hey-o twoleg
twoleg: what are you doing here?
Pinestar:to live with you
Twoleg: really? Goody goody!
Pinestar: yep, not going to hurt you at all.. *is hiding butcher knife behind back*
Twoleg: so, let's go inside. I'll name you, Tiffiny.
Pinestar: And I'll name you dinner! *kills with knife then drags back to camp as fresh-kill.
- silence in camp, everyone is readign books*
Pinestar: haha! I'm back from my month away with twolegs, and I have a moons worth of fresh-kill!
Bluefur: *looks up from book* you were gone?
Pinestar: *is annouyied*