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Pinestar: I'm going to make the stupidest choice in my life and go live with a bunch of dumb twolegs. *Walks into twoleg nest*

Twoleg: Aww, what a cute kitty cat! I'll call you Caboodle.

Pinestar: What the F**k! Cabooldle? @$$fur is a better name than that!!! I think I'll just die now...

Pinestar: *dies*

Twoleg: Damn it! My f**king cat died!


Pinestar: Well, i'm off to live with twolegs

Everybody: see ya *without eye contact*

Pinestar: Ill be missed here *sarcasm*

Twoleg: hey, a kittycat!

Pinestar: hey-o twoleg

twoleg: what are you doing here?

Pinestar:to live with you

Twoleg: really? Goody goody!

Pinestar: yep, not going to hurt you at all.. *is hiding butcher knife behind back*

month later

Twoleg: so, let's go inside. I'll name you, Tiffiny.

Pinestar: And I'll name you dinner! *kills with knife then drags back to camp as fresh-kill.

  • silence in camp, everyone is readign books*

Pinestar: haha! I'm back from my month away with twolegs, and I have a moons worth of fresh-kill!

Bluefur: *looks up from book* you were gone?

Pinestar: *is annouyied*

  • curtain*


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