Write Jokes for Onestar here!Edit
Mother: Imma name you Nokit..
Random Queen: WHY NOKIT?
Mother: Because he's gonna die sad and alone
During Warrior Ceremony
Tallstar: Nopaw, your warrior name is NOMATE!
Clan: Nomate! Nomate!
Nomate: D: *turns to Morningflower* Wanna have kits?
Morningflower: NO YOU UGLY B***H
--Twilight (Eh, it's my first joke. It's not funny.)
onewhisker is gir !!Edit
Onewhisker: GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!?
Tallstar: I'm not eating any waffles!
Onewhisker: *screams* AHAHAHAH AAHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH *take breath* AHHHA HHH AHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHH AHHH AHH
Tallstar: I'll try some already! *takes bite*
Onewhisker: how's it taste?
Tallstar: No, Onewhisker, that's a bad thing.
later... or earlier i gues o_o
Tallstar: Okay, Onewhisker, you're leading the war against ThudnerClan. Send doom!
Onewhisker: I'm gonna sing the doom song now. doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom, doomy doomy doom, doomy doomy doomy doomy doom *sings song the whole way there* Doom doom doom doom did. O, wazzat?
Someone: Thunderclan camp
Someone:Ok, onepaw what did you learn?
Onepaw: I saw a squirrel, it was doing liek 'dis *immitates a squirrel*
earlier or later
Tallstar: Onewhisker, show us the way home!
Onewhisker: I can't. I took the gps thingy out
Onewhisker: so I cna make rrom for hte cupcake! *take cupcake out of head and eats it*
Tallstar: *jumps of onewhisker's back* quick onewhisker! Jet powered rockets!
Onewhisker: *fire comes out of back legs and they fly away*
Tallstar: AHHHH!! *they both fall* why did we fall?
Onewhisker: BEcause I got rid of the fuel
Onewhisker: To make room for the tuna!! *suck tuna out of back legs*
later or earlier
Tallstar: *discovers Onewhisker in middle of pile of bone* WTF?
Onewhisker: *they are pig bones* WHY PIGGY WHY? I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY, I LOVEDED YOU!
Tallstar: *slowly inches away*
later, or earlier. I really need to put this joke in order...
Tallstar: AHHHH! It's disgusting! Onewhisker, hand me that cleaning bar!
Oneqwhisker *hands soap*
Tallstar: *Cleans off, but finds self still greasy. finds peice of bacon in the soap* WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!
Onewhisker: I made it myself!
later, for sure, i think..
Tallstar: *finds battle patrol all dishelved* what happened?!
Someone: we got attacked by dogs!
Someone else: We got attacked by dogs with wings!
Someone else: we got attacked by dogs with wings and hippo feet!
Onewhisker: no no. I know what happened. We were attacked by giant squirrels, then a big squirrel came and saved us, then fly off to space and fights zombies on othe rplanets.
Everyone: *stares at Onewhisker*
Tallstar: *is waiting for girlfriend to clal back, mashed potatoes andturkey on plate next to him*
Tallstar*waits, waits, waits,*
Onewhisker:*Jumps out of turkey* IT WAS ME! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!
Tallstar: I was wondering what that turkey was doign there.
Ok, there's more next week kids!
-spotz(don't worry twilight, all my jokes suck too. but this wiki isn't about comedy. wait, it is. DAMMIT! *smack s self in forhead* :P)