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Mother: Imma name you Nokit..

Random Queen: WHY NOKIT?

Mother: Because he's gonna die sad and alone

Nokit: D:

During Warrior Ceremony

Tallstar: Nopaw, your warrior name is NOMATE!

Clan: Nomate! Nomate!

Nomate: D: *turns to Morningflower* Wanna have kits?

Morningflower: NO YOU UGLY B***H

Nomate: D:

  • Curtains*

--Twilight (Eh, it's my first joke. It's not funny.)

onewhisker is gir !!Edit

Onewhisker: GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!?

Tallstar: I'm not eating any waffles!

Onewhisker: *screams* AHAHAHAH AAHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH *take breath* AHHHA HHH AHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHH AHHH AHH

Tallstar: I'll try some already! *takes bite*

Onewhisker: how's it taste?

Tallstar:"I'm dying!"

ONewhisker: YAY!

Tallstar: No, Onewhisker, that's a bad thing.

Onewhisker: yay!

later... or earlier i gues o_o

Tallstar: Okay, Onewhisker, you're leading the war against ThudnerClan. Send doom!

Onewhisker: I'm gonna sing the doom song now. doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom, doomy doomy doom, doomy doomy doomy doomy doom *sings song the whole way there* Doom doom doom doom did. O, wazzat?

Someone: Thunderclan camp

Onewhisker: YAYA!

Earlier...or later...

Someone:Ok, onepaw what did you learn?

Onepaw: I saw a squirrel, it was doing liek 'dis *immitates a squirrel*

Someone: *sighs*

earlier or later

Tallstar: Onewhisker, show us the way home!

Onewhisker: I can't. I took the gps thingy out

Tallstar: WHY?!?!?!

Onewhisker: so I cna make rrom for hte cupcake! *take cupcake out of head and eats it*

later

Tallstar: *jumps of onewhisker's back* quick onewhisker! Jet powered rockets!

Onewhisker: *fire comes out of back legs and they fly away*

Tallstar: AHHHH!! *they both fall* why did we fall?

Onewhisker: BEcause I got rid of the fuel

Tallstar: WHY?!

Onewhisker: To make room for the tuna!! *suck tuna out of back legs*

later or earlier

Tallstar: *discovers Onewhisker in middle of pile of bone* WTF?

Onewhisker: *they are pig bones* WHY PIGGY WHY? I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY, I LOVEDED YOU!

Tallstar: *slowly inches away*

later, or earlier. I really need to put this joke in order...

Tallstar: AHHHH! It's disgusting! Onewhisker, hand me that cleaning bar!

Oneqwhisker *hands soap*

Tallstar: *Cleans off, but finds self still greasy. finds peice of bacon in the soap* WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!

Onewhisker: I made it myself!

later, for sure, i think..

Tallstar: *finds battle patrol all dishelved* what happened?!

Someone: we got attacked by dogs!

Someone else: We got attacked by dogs with wings!

Someone else: we got attacked by dogs with wings and hippo feet!

Onewhisker: no no. I know what happened. We were attacked by giant squirrels, then a big squirrel came and saved us, then fly off to space and fights zombies on othe rplanets.

Everyone: *stares at Onewhisker*

later

Tallstar: *is waiting for girlfriend to clal back, mashed potatoes andturkey on plate next to him*

Tallstar*waits, waits, waits,*

Onewhisker:*Jumps out of turkey* IT WAS ME! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!

Tallstar: I was wondering what that turkey was doign there.

Ok, there's more next week kids!

  • curtains*

-spotz(don't worry twilight, all my jokes suck too. but this wiki isn't about comedy. wait, it is. DAMMIT! *smack s self in forhead* :P)

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