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Mudclaw JokesEdit

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Tallstar: Firestar! Onewhisker! Get your asses over here!

Firestar & Onewhisker: *run to Tallstar* Yes, Tallstar?

Tallstar: Before I die, I want Onewhisker to be my deputy in place of Mudclaw, because Mudclaw'll be a terrible leader.

Onewhisker: What?!

Tallstar: You heard me, you retarded furball! Listen to me! You'll be leader in about... Two seconds. One... Two... *dies*

Onewhisker: Well, I guess that's that. *shrugs*

- After Mudclaw finds out -

Mudclaw: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

- During Mudclaw's rebellion -

Mudclaw: *Laughs* *sinister grin*

Boom! Crack! -

Mudclaw: What the hell was that?!

Onestar: A tree that just got struck by lightning is about to fall on you and kill you, also creating a passage to the island in the lake so the clans may have a new gathering place.

Mudclaw: Argh! No! Seriously?! How the fuck do you know all this stuff?!

Onestar: *shrugs*

Tree: *falls on Mudclaw*

Mudclaw: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! *dies*

  • Curtain*

- Silver



Tree: Die, Mudclaw!

Mudclaw: No!

- Splat -

- Later on -

Tree: Die, Mudclaw!

Mudclaw: Not today. *weaing sunglasses* *holds up shotgun*

Tree: *stunned*

- Even later on -

Tree: Die, Mudclaw!

Mudclaw: Noooooo!

Onewhisker: I like trains.

Tree: No! Don't, kid!

- Train runs them over and kills lake territory. -

  • Curtain*

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