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Jayfeather

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Jayfeather and Leafpoop: *Walks into camp*

@$$fur: Hey Jaypaw!

Jaypaw: Its Gayfeather now!

Everyone: *drops everything they have and stop what they're doing to look at Gayfeather*

Gaystripe: OMG! seriously! Why didn't you tell me! EEEEEEEE

Gayfeather: I just got the name! EEEEE

Firestar: Leafpoop! Why GAYfeather? Why! What have you done to my grandson!

Leafpoop: It's revenge because Cinderpelt made me Leafpoop and he was showing feelings for Graystripe and about 5 other toms.

Firestar: Gayfeather wasn't even born! I have to rename you!

(Hey guys! Rowan here! On Leafpool jokes you can still use Leafpoop even after i "rename" her!)

Leafpoop: Daddy no!

Firestar: too bad you Fox-heart! I'm renaming Squirrelflight too! MAY ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CATCH THEIR OWN PREY GATHER BENEATH HIGHLEDGE FOR A CLAN MEETING!

*Everyone gathers except for Gaystripe and Gayfeather who are texting next to each other*

Firestar: HEY YOU TWO! GET OVER HERE! YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER! I AM NOT PAYING THAT BILL!

Gaystripe: Jeez, you think your best friend would pay your $1000 dollar bill!

Firestar: WHAT THE HELL! $1000! Any way that's not why we are here!

Gayfeather: You tell 'em Grandpa!

Firestar: Don't call me GRANDPA! I'm still young and fesh!

  • cricket chirps*

Firestar: You guys and go to The Dark Forest!

Anyway: Leafpoop is now Leaffool for naming Gayfeather *sobs for a minute* and Squirrelflight is Hurlflight for making me hurl because of her ugliness!

Hurlflight: Daddy!

Firestar: Shut up!

  • Everyone goes to fresh-kill pile and sees Gaystripe and Gayfeather making out!*

Firestar: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Everyone else: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Gayfeather and Gaystripe: Hehehe!

*Curtain*

-Firestar1122000

Jayfeather and the StickEdit

Jayfeather: *feels for stick then finds it and kisses it*

Hollyleaf: *walks in and sees that* JAYFEATHER?!

Jayfeather: I WAS NOT MAKING OUT WITH A STICK! *hides stick*

Hollyleaf: NOT THAT! THE STICK IS PREGNANT AND YOU MAKE OUT WITH IT?!

Jayfeather: O.O YAY! THE STICK IS EXPECTING MY KITS!

Hollyleaf: What?

Jayfeather: Nothing.

  • Later on when the Stick is giving birth*

Jayfeather: PUSH STICK, PUSH!

Stick: *kits pops out magically and breaks in half*

Jayfeather: NOOOOO! MY STICK! *looks at kit* I'll name you Stickkit!

Stickkit: Fuck, I had it coming though. Wait, my mother was a stick and my father was a cat, is that even possible?

Jayfeather: Anything is possible here! To gay cats can have kits! If they can have kits, I'm pretty sure a stick and I can have kits.

Spottedleaf: *comes to mind* Bad news, Stickkit isn't yours.

Jayfeather: WHAT?! THEN WHO'S IS STICKKITS?!

Spottedleaf: Your brother *snickers*

Jayfeather: WHAT THE HELL?! *goes to kill brother*

  • curtains*

~ Rainy

(Jayfeather is sorting herbs.)

Leafkit and Pinekit: Jayyyyyyyyfeather!

Jayfeather: You two are getting on my last nerve.

Leafkit: I'll mess up your precious pile of leaves!

Jayfeather: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Pinekit: We already are lol

-Me

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