Write Jokes for Hollyleaf here!Edit
The rename of HollyleafEdit
Sunpaw: Hey hollyleaf! Or should I say @$$Leaf?
Hollyleaf: *growls and glares*
Sunpaw: oohh what you ganna do about it?
Hollyleaf: Tell your mom!
Squirrlflight: *Walks over to hollyleaf* She's dead smart one!
Sunpaw: *Walks over to the leader and whispers*
Leader: Hollyleaf by the powers of @$$clan i change your name to @$$Leaf!
How the tunnels really fell in on Hollyleaf:Edit
Hollyleaf: I'm sick of this! My mother broke the Warrior Code, and My father's a b****
Lionblaze: Thats no reason to sulk like that!
Hollyleaf: *runs inside the tunnels*
Squirrelflight: *steps on the tunnels* Hollyleaf? Where are you? WHOA!! *hops out of way of falling cave* Uh-oh... Oh well! Now WindClan can't use them anymore!
Hollyleaf: (inside tunnel) *mumbles* Fat b******...
Hollyleaf runs into the tunnel*
Hollyleaf: Finally! I chased this muffin so I could eat it!
Sol: *narrows eyes* HEY! Why are you in my muffin factory?
Sol: Me is angry
Hollyleaf: *eats muffins*
Sol: HEE HEE *explodes*
- I (This is not a good joke at all by me :P)
Hollyleaf Joke #3Edit
Hollyleaf: I'm so sad and depressed because my mom is a lieing fat b****. *Crying hysterically and runs into the tunnels*
Jayfeather: No Hollyleaf it's going to f**king col-.
- Tunnels cave in.*
Jayfeather: God damn it Hollyleaf! You f**king piece of sh*t! Now how the hell am I going to explain this to that fat @$$, Firestar!
Lionblaze: Look on the bright side Jayfeather, at least we dont have to listen to her complain all damn day.
Jayfeather: Yeah, but she didn't listen to me...
Lionblaze: Jayfeather, no one listens to you.
Jayfeather: Shut the f**k up Lionblaze.
And then everything just went to hell...
(Not the best joke but I tried)
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