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Brambleclaw: Graystripe! Firestar's den is on fire!

Graystripe: I know. It's normal.

Naming CeremonyEdit

iSquirrelflight: Um… Firestar?

Firestar: Yes Squirrelflight.

Squirrelflight: I would like to request names for Hollypaw and Lionpaw.

Firestar: Lets hear it.

Squirrelflight: Hollypool and Lionfade.

Firestar: *nods*

Leafpool: *enters* Can we name Jaypaw here too?

Firestar: Sure, Leafpool!

Squirrelflight: he can be Jaycrow, in honor of his father!!

Firestar: *rolls eyes and mumbles* I think she's been in the catnip again…

Leafpool: *exits*

Squirrelflight: Can we start???

Firestar: I guess… *leaps onto high rock*

Squirrelflight: *goes into camp*

Firestar: *says super long speech that I'm to lazy to type*

Squirrelflight: *looks proud*

Firestar: From this moment on Hollypaw will be known as deathberry, Lionpaw will be known as Lionheart,

and Jaypaw will be known as Jayfeather!!

Squirrelflight: *glares* he got the names wrong…

THANKS A MILLION FOR READING!!!

- Cindz, I'm new!


Bluestar's time of death.Edit

Bluestar: You will be a great leader. One of the bests the forest has ever known. You will be Firestar the light of Thun-

Fireheart: Woah wait wait woah woah!

Bluestar: What

Fireheart I cant be leader! I sttill have a warrior life to live

Bluestar: Too bad *coughs* your gonna be a good one *coughs*

Mistyfoot: Hey I wanna be leader.

Stonefur: Ill make you my deputy

Mistyfoot: but we are WAYYYY older than him

Fireheart: Hey Mistyfoot can be leader!

Bluestar: God Damn it Fireheart! *coughs and wheezes* YOU HAVE A FUCKING DESTINY!

Fireheart: Fine... *does raspberry*

Bluestar: Good Fucking Luck *dies*

Mistyfoot Stonefur and Fireheart: *grieves*

LATER BEFORE BLOODCLAN BATTLE!

Firestar *mumbles madly* I DIDNT WANT TO BE LEADER! FUCKING DESTINY!

- Firestar1122000 (not my best work) about clusmyclaw

Scourge: mmm...nom. *sticks knife in firestar*

Firestar: OW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!

Scoruge: noo!!

Firestar: ahh the pain! it's unbearable@

Scourge: what have I done?!

Firestar: tell my children i love them!

Leaf&squirrel: DADDY!

Firestar: *jumps off cliff*

Scourge: NOO!!!!

Leaf&Squireel: NOOO!!!

  • spalt!*

Firestar: *stands up and brushes self off* looks like i'm gonna be fine, i guess

  • curtain*

-spotz


Graystripe: Here you go Firestar, Merry Christmas! *hands Firestar box*

Firestar: *opens* What is this? Hairdye?

Graystripe: Yeah, I thought you were tired of being called a ginger.

Firestar: Thanks

Both: *does happy doance*

Firestar: Wait.... What's Christmas

-Hazeleye



Rusty: "I'm only going for a look around. I won't stay long."

You fucking liar.Edit

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