Brambleclaw: Graystripe! Firestar's den is on fire!
Graystripe: I know. It's normal.
iSquirrelflight: Um… Firestar?
Firestar: Yes Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: I would like to request names for Hollypaw and Lionpaw.
Firestar: Lets hear it.
Squirrelflight: Hollypool and Lionfade.
Leafpool: *enters* Can we name Jaypaw here too?
Firestar: Sure, Leafpool!
Squirrelflight: he can be Jaycrow, in honor of his father!!
Firestar: *rolls eyes and mumbles* I think she's been in the catnip again…
Squirrelflight: Can we start???
Firestar: I guess… *leaps onto high rock*
Squirrelflight: *goes into camp*
Firestar: *says super long speech that I'm to lazy to type*
Squirrelflight: *looks proud*
Firestar: From this moment on Hollypaw will be known as deathberry, Lionpaw will be known as Lionheart,
and Jaypaw will be known as Jayfeather!!
Squirrelflight: *glares* he got the names wrong…
THANKS A MILLION FOR READING!!!
Bluestar's time of death.Edit
Bluestar: You will be a great leader. One of the bests the forest has ever known. You will be Firestar the light of Thun-
Fireheart: Woah wait wait woah woah!
Fireheart I cant be leader! I sttill have a warrior life to live
Bluestar: Too bad *coughs* your gonna be a good one *coughs*
Mistyfoot: Hey I wanna be leader.
Stonefur: Ill make you my deputy
Mistyfoot: but we are WAYYYY older than him
Fireheart: Hey Mistyfoot can be leader!
Bluestar: God Damn it Fireheart! *coughs and wheezes* YOU HAVE A FUCKING DESTINY!
Fireheart: Fine... *does raspberry*
Bluestar: Good Fucking Luck *dies*
Mistyfoot Stonefur and Fireheart: *grieves*
LATER BEFORE BLOODCLAN BATTLE!
Firestar *mumbles madly* I DIDNT WANT TO BE LEADER! FUCKING DESTINY!
- Firestar1122000 (not my best work) about clusmyclaw
Scourge: mmm...nom. *sticks knife in firestar*
Firestar: OW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!
Firestar: ahh the pain! it's unbearable@
Scourge: what have I done?!
Firestar: tell my children i love them!
Firestar: *jumps off cliff*
Firestar: *stands up and brushes self off* looks like i'm gonna be fine, i guess
Graystripe: Here you go Firestar, Merry Christmas! *hands Firestar box*
Firestar: *opens* What is this? Hairdye?
Graystripe: Yeah, I thought you were tired of being called a ginger.
Both: *does happy doance*
Firestar: Wait.... What's Christmas
Rusty: "I'm only going for a look around. I won't stay long."