Redtail Jokes

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Redtail: *walks into warriors den* OOOH a Klondike bar! *takes bar and leaves*

Tigerclaw: *Walks into warriors den* Hmmm who took my Klondike bar! Was it you Lionheart!

Lionheart: no Tigerclaw No!

*Later at battle at Sunningrocks*

Redtail: I'm weakening! Oooh I know! *Pulls out Klondike bar and eeats for streangth

Tigerclaw: Help Redtail!

Redtail: No problem Tigerclaw. Let's beat Oakheart! *Runs to Tigerclaw*

Tigerclaw: Hey I smell my Klondike bar! Redtail! What's on your face?

Redtail: uh...its...uh..Dirt! I was eating dirt! Yummy yummy!

Tigerclaw: It smells like my Klondike bar!

Redtail: What *sniffs* no way!

Tigerclaw: YOU ATE MY KLONDIKE BAR!

Redtail: Yeah but...

Tigerclaw: I thought we were buddies! *harshly murders Redtail then Oakheart to make up a lie*

Ravenpaw: O_O Uh...Tigerclaw?

Tigerclaw: You didn't see anything! *pads away*

Ravenpaw: O_O Stupid, delicious twoleg candy

Tigerclaw: *whistles* Bluestar, oh Bluestar Oakheart murdered Redtail!

Bluestar: awww, my first deputy! How could my true love do that?

Everyone: What would you do-OO-oo for a Klondike Bar?

• ending fanfare goes here*

• Curtain*

-Firestar1122000

How to win the video game of life

Redtail: *walks up to tigerclaw* hey man how it-

Tigerclaw: *punches*

Redtail: ow what the hell is wrong with you?

LEVEL UP!

• curtain*

-spotz

Tigerclaw: *kills Redtail*

Ravepaw: REDTAIL'S DEAD! NO! He's...liki sitting there...all...muderfied....*pokes Redtail* SEE? I'm poking him and he's not doing anything.....Just sitting..there....BLEEDING.. HE'S MURDERFIED!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! Hello? Somebody...help me......DON'T YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT HIM?! *goes into emo corner*

WHY REDTAIL WHYYYYYYY?!

• Curtain*

-Scourgey

Dustpaw: Hey Redtail, why is just your tail red, why not all of you. I mean, seriously, whats the deal with that? Like do you even have a soul considering you're part ginger. Maybe only your tail doesn't have a soul. So how did it get that way, was it just a genetice mutation or did you just dip your tail into hair dye? That's just... weird

Redtail: OH MY GOD! JUST MURDER ME NOW!

• later at sunningrocks*

Tigerclaw: *murders Redtail*

Redtail: Thank you... But you're still gonna get exiled

Tigerclaw: Shush! That's not for another 2 books