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My father is a feather? -_-Edit

Yellowfang: *holding feather* The time for lies and secrets is over

Jayfeather: Why do you have a feather?

Yellowfang: It's supposed to be your father

Jayfeather: My father is a feather?

Yellowfang: The feather represents your father

Jayfeather: Then who is my father?

Yellowfang: For crying out loud! It's CROWFEATHER!

Later...

Jayfeather: hey guys

Hollyleaf & Loinblaze: What?

Jayfeather: our father... is... a feather

H&L: Huh?

In Starclan...

Yellowfang: Idiots....

  • curtains *

- Strikingfur

Leafpool and Crowfeather meet secretlyEdit

Leafpool: We can't meet, Crowy.

Crowfeather: Yes we can, Leafpool.

Leafpool: WTH. I love ya Crowy :3

Crowfeather: F*** YOU!!!

Leafpoop: YOU'RE HORRILE!!! *runs away crying*

Crowfeather: What just happened?

Leafpool: YOU MADE ME CRY,NOW I'M GONNA TELL MA MOMMA ON YOU!!!

Crowfeather: I killed yo momma...

Leafpool: THEN I'LL GO TELL MY DADDY, THE MIGHTY FIRESTAR!!!

Crowfeather: I killed yo daddy too...

Leafpoop: YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!! *runs crying again*

Crowfeather: Whatever, I'm gonna go use the crapper.

  • curtains*


-Bluestar4oakheart

jokeEdit

crowfeather: Hello feathertail

Feathertail: Hello, will oyu be my mate?

Crowfeather: I love you, but i hate you no.

Feathertail: F*** U! *runs away*

Crowfeather: hope that doesn't come back to haunt me

LAter

LEafpool: I love oyu crowy!

Crowfeather: I love you too, but screw you! I hate tabbies!

LEafpool: You @$$! I hate you! I was gonna be your mate! *runs away*

Crowfeather: hope that doesn't come back to haunt me

Later

Ngithcloud: Hey crowy. since LEafpool and feathertail are out, will oyu be my mate

Crowfeahter: I would, but you're a horrible cat. I hate you.

Nightcloud: You're evil and i hate you too! *runs away crying*

LAter

Crowfeather: well, none of them have come back to haunt me yet. Wait, what's this? *looks at note sctratched in the ground*

Note: hey crowy, meet us at the moonpool

Crowfeather: ok then.

at monpool

Crowfeather: what did you want? *nobody's there*

Leafpool: *appears with Feathertail and Nightcloud* you are a crime agianst she-cats!

Crowfeather: WHAT?!? I'M A WONDERFUL CAT AND SHE-CATS LOVE ME!

Leafpool, Feathertail, & Nightcloud: *laughs hysterically* That's a good one!

Feathertail: ANYway. DIE! *attacks*

Crowfeahter: *Dies*

Nightcloud: is that it?

StarClan

Crowfeather: *appeares in starclan* hmm... Looks liek it did come back to haunt me. oh well *shrugs and walks away*

  • curtain*

-Spotz

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