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Loudest Fail in the Forest!Edit

Cloudtail: *yawns* Screams: OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! I WILL GO CATCH SOME PREY!

*walks off to forest*

Cloudtail: COME OUT PREY SO I CAN CATCH YOU AND BRING YOU HOME TO SATISFY MY CLAN BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID AS AN APRENTICE!

*prey scatters*

Cloudtail: OH DAMN IT!

*Fireheart walks up to Cloudtail*

Fireheart:CLOUDTAIL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

Cloudtail: HUNTING...DUH!

Fireheart: Everyone could hear you from camp! Heck, I bet that a hostile Clan from the twolegplace called BloodClan lead by my Half brother, Scourge who we will fight in the near future could hear you!

Cloudtail: GREAT STARCLAN, WAIT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM! SORRY! AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!

Fireheart: Your the one yelling! Let's just go now. You have to listen to me because I'm deputy now.

Cloudtail: OKAY UNCLE FIREHEART! CAN WE TELL MOMMY!

Fireheart: later just don't talk if your gonna be so loud.

  • back at camp*

Whitestorm: Fireheart! Bluestar just died of a heart attack because of all the yelling!

Fireheart: Cloudtail what have you done?!?!?

Cloudtail: SORRY!

@$$paw: Cloudtail? More like Loudfail!

Cloudtail: HEY! UNCLE FIREHEART!! HE CALLED ME LOUDFAIL!

Fireheart: Well I'm leaving to go get my nine lives and name.

*After Firestar comes back*

Firestar: CLAN MEETING PEOPLE!

Everyone: *Gathers*

Firestar: I am now Firestar

Everyone: Firestar Firestar!

Firestar: Today I will change teo warrior names. Lostface please come up.

Lostface: *walks up*

Firestar: From this moment on you'll be known as Brightheart!

Everyone: Brightheart, Brightheart!

Firestar: Cloudtail, please come up.

Coudtail: NO YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE MY NAME TO SOMETHING STUPID!

Firestar: I AM CLAN LEADER1 DO AS I SAY!!! Mutters: Nephews

Cloudtail: *reluctantly walks up*

Firestar: From this moment on you will be known as Loudfail.

Everyone: Loudfail, Loudfail!

Loudfail: OHHHHHHH

  • Later after Tigerstar introduced the Clans to BloodClan saying that he found BloodClan because they wanted to kill a loud cat and the battle is here!*

Firestar: Scourge, no I just got these lives!

Scourge: *Slashes* That's what you get for being related to the loud cat!

Firestar: You are too! Your my half brother! *dies*

Scourge: I'm gonna go kill the loud cat- Loudfail! *pounces on Loudfail*

Firestar: *wakes up* Brother!

Scourge: WHAT I THOUGHT I KILLED YOUR @$$!

Firestar: You did but I havethe 9 lives of a true leader.

Scourge: So,do I?! WOW!

  • Everyone begins to gather*

Firestar: Er...you ever heard of StarClan?

Scourge: Er...YEAH!

Firestar: Than you do! Jeez, didn't you read the Leader's manual?

Scourge: Don't start that crap! I already had it from Tigerstar after i killed his @$$! hehe I'm awesome! I killed all his 9 lives in one blow! Kill me Firestar! I wanna loose a life too!

Firestar: I know! I was like 'YEAH THAT'S MY BROTHER! KILLING MY ENEMY!'

Scourge: *Chuckles*

Firestar: But I'll kill you now! Goodbye brother! *kills*

Bone: Why isn't he getting up? *gets killed by apprentices after those final words*

Firestar: because I lied to my brother to win. BloodClan doesn't get 9 lives. I spilled my brothers blood. i will miss him!

*whimpers*

Hey! it's like the prophecy Blood will Spill Blood.

All: Oh yeah!

Firestar My daughter leafpool will have that prophecy! hehehe, jealous!

Loudfail: I'M NOT! SHE'LL BE MY COUSIN!

Everyone Else: SHUT UP LOUDFAIL BEFORE MORE TROUBLE COMES!

*Twolegs enter forest with monsters!*

Firestar and Loudfail: OH CRAP!

*Curtain!*

-Firestar1122000

Poor whitestormEdit



Fireheart: Here's Cloudkit.

Tigerclaw: No WAY i'm letting this weakling in our clan!

Bluestar: Oh, Tigerclaw... Quit being a dumb***...

Longtail:*snorts*

Runningwind: Get this kit out of our camp!

Mousefur: YEAH! YOU SAID IT RUNNINGWIND!

Sandpaw: Ignore her, Fireheart... She's just crabby...

Darkstripe: How is he supposed to hunt with that white fur?!?!?!???

Whitestorm: *Ahem*

  • curtain*
  • by Cloudclaw1

Cloudpaw's CookieEdit

(this is censored because i pick my nose)

- Icewish



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