Write Jokes for Cloudtail here! Edit
Loudest Fail in the Forest!Edit
Cloudtail: *yawns* Screams: OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! I WILL GO CATCH SOME PREY!
*walks off to forest*
Cloudtail: COME OUT PREY SO I CAN CATCH YOU AND BRING YOU HOME TO SATISFY MY CLAN BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID AS AN APRENTICE!
Cloudtail: OH DAMN IT!
*Fireheart walks up to Cloudtail*
Fireheart:CLOUDTAIL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
Fireheart: Everyone could hear you from camp! Heck, I bet that a hostile Clan from the twolegplace called BloodClan lead by my Half brother, Scourge who we will fight in the near future could hear you!
Cloudtail: GREAT STARCLAN, WAIT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM! SORRY! AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!
Fireheart: Your the one yelling! Let's just go now. You have to listen to me because I'm deputy now.
Cloudtail: OKAY UNCLE FIREHEART! CAN WE TELL MOMMY!
Fireheart: later just don't talk if your gonna be so loud.
- back at camp*
Whitestorm: Fireheart! Bluestar just died of a heart attack because of all the yelling!
Fireheart: Cloudtail what have you done?!?!?
@$$paw: Cloudtail? More like Loudfail!
Cloudtail: HEY! UNCLE FIREHEART!! HE CALLED ME LOUDFAIL!
Fireheart: Well I'm leaving to go get my nine lives and name.
*After Firestar comes back*
Firestar: CLAN MEETING PEOPLE!
Firestar: I am now Firestar
Everyone: Firestar Firestar!
Firestar: Today I will change teo warrior names. Lostface please come up.
Lostface: *walks up*
Firestar: From this moment on you'll be known as Brightheart!
Everyone: Brightheart, Brightheart!
Firestar: Cloudtail, please come up.
Coudtail: NO YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE MY NAME TO SOMETHING STUPID!
Firestar: I AM CLAN LEADER1 DO AS I SAY!!! Mutters: Nephews
Cloudtail: *reluctantly walks up*
Firestar: From this moment on you will be known as Loudfail.
Everyone: Loudfail, Loudfail!
- Later after Tigerstar introduced the Clans to BloodClan saying that he found BloodClan because they wanted to kill a loud cat and the battle is here!*
Firestar: Scourge, no I just got these lives!
Scourge: *Slashes* That's what you get for being related to the loud cat!
Firestar: You are too! Your my half brother! *dies*
Scourge: I'm gonna go kill the loud cat- Loudfail! *pounces on Loudfail*
Firestar: *wakes up* Brother!
Scourge: WHAT I THOUGHT I KILLED YOUR @$$!
Firestar: You did but I havethe 9 lives of a true leader.
Scourge: So,do I?! WOW!
- Everyone begins to gather*
Firestar: Er...you ever heard of StarClan?
Firestar: Than you do! Jeez, didn't you read the Leader's manual?
Scourge: Don't start that crap! I already had it from Tigerstar after i killed his @$$! hehe I'm awesome! I killed all his 9 lives in one blow! Kill me Firestar! I wanna loose a life too!
Firestar: I know! I was like 'YEAH THAT'S MY BROTHER! KILLING MY ENEMY!'
Firestar: But I'll kill you now! Goodbye brother! *kills*
Bone: Why isn't he getting up? *gets killed by apprentices after those final words*
Firestar: because I lied to my brother to win. BloodClan doesn't get 9 lives. I spilled my brothers blood. i will miss him!
Hey! it's like the prophecy Blood will Spill Blood.
All: Oh yeah!
Firestar My daughter leafpool will have that prophecy! hehehe, jealous!
Loudfail: I'M NOT! SHE'LL BE MY COUSIN!
Everyone Else: SHUT UP LOUDFAIL BEFORE MORE TROUBLE COMES!
*Twolegs enter forest with monsters!*
Firestar and Loudfail: OH CRAP!
Fireheart: Here's Cloudkit.
Tigerclaw: No WAY i'm letting this weakling in our clan!
Bluestar: Oh, Tigerclaw... Quit being a dumb***...
Runningwind: Get this kit out of our camp!
Mousefur: YEAH! YOU SAID IT RUNNINGWIND!
Sandpaw: Ignore her, Fireheart... She's just crabby...
Darkstripe: How is he supposed to hunt with that white fur?!?!?!???
- by Cloudclaw1
(this is censored because i pick my nose)