Write Brightheart jokes here!
Brightheart: Am I pretty?
Brightheart:...NYEH! *grabs machine gun, mop, baseball and a chair*
Bluestar: "And the winner of the beauty contest is..."
(Brightpaw gets mauled by dogs)
Bluestar: *changes contest name*
Random cat: "Get on with it!"
Bluestar: "And the winner of the ugly contest is... Brightpaw!"
Brightpaw, suddenly waking up from being unconscious: "I demand a recount!"
Brightpaw: Bluestar, what is my warrior name? C'mon, spit it out b*tch.
Bluestar: For calling me b*tch, you will be Lostbitch. Because you are one lost little b*tch.
Graystripe: How about Lostface?
Bluestar: That's too mean, let's call her Lostbitch.
Lostbitch: Lostbitch is meaner than Lostface???
( Curtain closes )