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The Tragic Life Of BluestarEdit
Narator: This is a story about a she-cat who was born a kit of ThunderClan and her tragic life. You may find it sad or funny or fucking stupid. Her name, as we all should know from up there ^. Her name is Bluekit and here is her tragic life.
- The day she was born*
Moonflower: Bluekit, sweetie open your eyes.
Bluekit: No! No! Save me mommy! I'm drowning in the gorge! Help! *eyes fling open* Holy shit! When did I get here?
Moonflower: Uhh, you've been here.
- Her apprentice ceremony*
Pinestar: Are you sure you want to handle her ass Stonepelt?
Stonepelt: I would say no but she needs a mentor Pinestar. We can't leave her ass to die!
Pinestar: Or can we.
Pinestar: Sorry! Ok, Bluepaw, your mentor will be Stonepelt.
- Her first Gathering*
Crookedpaw: *walks up to Bluepaw* Hi, sense there is no one else to talk to here, I decided to talk to you.
Bluepaw: *looks at Crookedpaw awkwardly* Umm, ok, I guess.
- The death of her mother*
Hawkheart: *looks at Bluepaw* Ok, I should kill her mother, and I'm guessing it's the silver one over there. Only because she the blue-gray one looks ugly.
- Her warrior ceremony*
Pinestar: Why can't we name her Blueass, Sunfall?
Sunfall: I took care of her fucking training, either you use the name i suggest or her mother's spirit will haunt your ass!
Pinestar: Fine, Bluepaw, your warrior name will be Bluefur.
- Her meeting with Oakheart*
Oakheart: Gosh, I would go for someone else that's cuter, but your the best I got so I am going to be with you.
Bluefur: Are you fucking saying I'm ugly?
Oakheart: Uhhh, no.
- Her giving birth to kits*
Featherwhisker: Just push. *he mutters* you ugly bitch.
Bluefur: *lifts head* what was that?
Featherwhisker: Nothing. Ok, last kits. Now push!
Bluefur: *pushes then makes a farting noise*
Mistykit and Stonekit: EWWWW!
Featherwhisker: Ok, you had the last kit. *sets by her stomache* What will you name it?
Featherwhisker: *mutters* It's better then what I was thinking.
- Bluefur giving her kits to Oakheart*
Oakheart: Ok, umm, I thought you said three. Where is the fucking third one?
Oakheart: *mutters* she probably saw your ass.
Bluefur: What was that?
Oakheart: Nothing. *takes kits and takes to RiverClan*
- Bluefur gets her nine lives*
Snowfur: Ok *mutters* ugly sister. *speaks up* I give you your leader name Bluestar. Protect your clan at all costs.
StarClan: Bluestar! Bluestar!
Tigerclaw: hay blustr wanna hear a jok
Bluestar: o tay
Tigerclaw: knock knock
Bluestar: who dere
Tigerclaw: not ur family