Write Jokes for BloodClan here! Edit
How Scourge REALLY DiedEdit
Scourge: Hi orange kitteh.
Firestar: Screw you! I'm not no kitteh!
Scourge: Gawd you sound like my @$$hole former owners.
Firestar: That's not true! @$$hole...er...I mean @$$paw... is right here!
Scourge: I see why they call you @$$paw.
@$$paw: Your mama!
*After Firestar lost his first life*
Firestar: Scourge! Face me!
Scourge: Wha-- I thought I killed you!
Firestar: You did. But I have 9 lives that were granted from StarClan! Well now 8 but still! Every Clan leader is granted 9 lives!
Scourge: Wait, you mean to say that if I die, I'll just come back again?
Firestar: Uhhh...yeah, sure.
Scourge: That's so cool! Kill me Firestar!
Firestar: Uhhhh.....sure I guess....
*Firestar kills Scourge*
*Scourge doesn't come back.*
BloodClan cats: Scourge is dead! Run for your kitty lives!
*BloodClan cats flee the battlefield*